Top definition. To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman i prefer men burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
Girl: Wow it's a beautiful day to go for a walk M. Muff unknown. Muff M. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.
Last week we talked about how to please men with your mouth, and that applied to a little over half of the students. Start off kissing her neck, and slowly maneuver your way down to the sweet spot. Continue past the vaginal area and kiss up her inner thigh — also a nice choice. Start slowly on the clit, as this is the most pleasurable area for a girl. However, for some girls that can be too much. Is she backing away slightly, slapping your head, or even choking your neck with her thighs? That could mean you should take the action somewhere else.
A muff diver refers to a person who performs cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman. A muff diver can be of any sex or gender. As long as a person likes the taste of a hot and sexy vagina or wants to sexually please a woman they like, he or she can qualify as a muff diver. However, it is still a vulgar term.