OMG, you guys. Is there a medal for this, or some sort of ribbon? If so, please mail one to me. No one wants that ribbon. Unless you buy it yourself and wear it ironically. Or desperate.

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Dear persons with vaginas, Why in the world have you not yet learned to pee standing up? I've seen demos of this. My understanding is that with proper technique, and without props, you can do it without pissing all over your pants and without getting your hands or legs wet. If I found myself in some kind of Freaky Friday body-swap situation, figuring this out would be first on my list. Ok, second on my list. Ok, third on my list. Ok, definitely some time during the first week. There is also a difference between "squatting" and what most women who fear toilets do, which is trying to "hover" over the seat.
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The baby dont know what its doin. More than likey the kid jus see's suten bouncin nd then grabs hold if it. The woman is stupid for letting the baby even be in the same room. Dumb chick Whers she from? If this was a man daggering a little baby would u still say the same shit. And u losers beg for american chicks, good luck with that just mind your child will grow up with some fuked up views. Nevertheless, I would love to pipe this sexy chick in that doggy postion while she shakes that big booty.
The only thing I thought a vagina was for was to pee. I thought it was way further up. So I thought women pooped out of their penis. Boy, was I wrong. I also thought dicks had pores from which sperm would come out of on the sides because the other hole is used for peeing. Like, 5 of them. Also thought they peed out their butts. Like assholes. Just…a hole.